Human Brain Analysis - Man vs. Woman... a Must Read!

Source: Trivia Mania

1. MULTI-TASKING
Women - Multiple process. Women's brains designed to concentrate multiple task at a time. Women can Watch a TV and Talk over phone and cook.
Men - Single Process. Mens brains designed to concentrate only one work at a time. Men can not watch TV and talk over the phone at the same time. they stop the TV while Talking. They can either watch TV or talk over the phone or cook.

2. LANGUAGE
Women can easily learn many languages. But can not find solutions to problems. Men can not easily learn languages, they can easily solve problems. That's why in average a 3 years old girl has three times higher vocabulary than a 3 year old boy.

3. ANALYTICAL SKILLS
Men's brains has a lot of space for handling the analytical process. They can analyze and find the solution for a process and design a map of a building easily. But If a complex map is viewed by women, they can not understand it. Women can not understand the details of a map easily, For them it is just a dump of lines on a paper.

4. CAR DRIVING.
While driving a car, mans analytical spaces are used in his brain. He can drive a car fast. If he sees an object at long distance, immediately his brain classifies the object (bus or van or car) direction and speed of the object and he drives accordingly. Where woman take a long time to recognize the object direction/ speed. Men's single process mind stops the audio in the car (if any), then concentrates only on driving.

5. LYING
When men lie to women face to face, they get caught easily. Woman's super natural brain observes facial expression 70%, body language 20% and words coming from the mouth 10%. Men's brain does not have this. Women easily lie to men face to face. So guys, do not lie face to face.

6. PROBLEM-SOLVING
If a man have a lot of problems, his brain clearly classifies the problems and puts them in individual rooms in the brain and then finds the solution one by one. You can see many guys looking at the sky for a long time. If a woman has a lot of problems, her brain can not classify the problems. She wants some one to hear that. After telling everything to a person she goes happily to bed. She does not worry about the problems being solved or not.

7. WHAT THEY WANT
Men want status, success, solutions, big process, etc... But Women want relationship, friends, family, etc...

8. UNHAPPINESS
If women are unhappy with their relations, they can not concentrate on their work. If men are unhappy with their work, they can not concentrate on the relations.

9. SPEECH
Women use indirect language in speech. But Men use direct language.

10. HANDLING EMOTION
Women talk a lot without thinking. Men act a lot without thinking.

READ THIS - INTERESTING FACTS

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
2. If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
3. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
4. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
5. A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
6. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home.. Maybe at work.)
7. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
8. The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig.. can you imagine??)
9. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
10. Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
11. Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
12. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........)
13. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
14. Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
15. A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
17. Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
18. Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
19. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)

Disclaimer: this article is not my original work, I was doing a general cleaning and was amazed to find such treasures just lying in my drawers. They circulated in e-mails 5 years ago (and I made sure I had a printed copy of them) and I thought it is worth sharing to everyone I know. I will post more stuff similar to these the next days and weeks. For now, I will keep these treasures in one "memory box".