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Monday, April 9, 2012

Joke of the Day

Sa Max's restaurant...

Waiter: Ano po order nila, ma'am, sir?
Amo: Whole roasted chicken meal na lang. Ikaw Inday, ano order mo?
Inday: I would like to partake of a dish sauteed pork and chicken boiled in thick essence of soy sauce & veggies, like carrots, cauliflower, and baguio beans. Sprinkled generously with fine spices and spring onion, generously helping of rootcrop and rice!
Amo: Bigyan mo raw ng chopseuy 'tong abnormal na 'to! Betsinan mo ng marami nang mamatay na!


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